your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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