Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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