this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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