Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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