She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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