I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
