Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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