Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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