i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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