I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Enjoy the penises
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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