I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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