so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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