people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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