So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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