the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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