Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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