I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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