What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My vagina just recognized that song.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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