he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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