I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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