So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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