may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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