when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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