There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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