Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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