your thong is hanging out like whoa
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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