How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
this will be a night to untag.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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