Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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