I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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