I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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