i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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