Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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