But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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