guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Alive.
So much puke
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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