Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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