Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Text me some of your sweat
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