Me. At least after what I've been through.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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