btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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