I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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