he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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