Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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