Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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