i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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