He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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