Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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