how do flat chested girls get laid?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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