She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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