To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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