Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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