you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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