It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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