he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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