I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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