It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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