i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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