I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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