idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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