If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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