hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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